"Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam, reque futurus."
-- T.H. White's "The Once and Future King"

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.

asexualfactoftheday:

Submitted by pyricalarcticficer.

[#430. Asexuals only ride into battle on large dogs (usually pit mixes). There is historical reasoning behind this.]

April 18thvia and source with 263 notes

just-a-skinny-boy:

twinkawaii:

nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

WHAT

MY CHILDHOOD

April 18thvia and source with 4,796 notes

selenethedaydreamingwriter:

When did sophomores get hot? Like what the heck.

Not only that, they’re nice and they can sing!

AND THEY’LL HAVE TO WEAR A 3 PIECE SUIT WHAT EVEN.

Oh, what’s that sound? The sound of my panties hitting the floor at the speed of light. 

CHILL

April 18thvia and with 2 notes

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

April 14thvia and source with 10,772 notes

faize:

when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

April 14thvia and source with 57,645 notes

i don’t know what i’m dOING

theofficialariel:

aurorahermione:

tangledkites:

Love this

RICHARD!

I have never related to Ariel this much in my entire life. 

April 6thvia and source with 8,440 notes

#what if the doctor is saying a whole bunch of different words in gallifreyan here #and they’re all just translating into physics because our puny human language doesn’t pick up on the subtleties #what if that’s what he really means when he says he hopes they’re getting all that down #secrets of time and space courtesy of the last of the time lords #what if

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

April 6thvia and source with 297,630 notes

inspired by

"You're my friend."

corvusignis:

kokiron:

bigeisamazing:

Crows are one of the smartest animals out here.

look at this fuckin smart ass bird figuring out that the level of the water rises if you drop shit into it what a fuckin genius

Hey. Look at these New Caledonian crows go! Source (secondary, not the journal article).

April 6thvia and source with 160,206 notes






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