i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
i wanna make a new blog but then i don’t wanna make a new blog
the struggle is real
Ansel Elgort Instagram: “Divergent iPhone” [x]
benedict cumberbatch is great in that show
(the joke here is that benedict cumberbatch’s name is often distorted and people still know who they’re talking about. however, in this post, the name is exactly correct, which is a refreshing form of the joke)
Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
CANT. HANDLE. THE CUTENESS.
My friend has a Blue Heeler X and he is the happiest dog I have ever met